Thursday, 30 June 2011

Lobsters

Lobsters are cool. Belonging to the Nephropidae family of marine crustaceans they are the armored knights of the sea. Lobsters some believe, display negligible senescence so they could barring injury, disease, capture, etc. effectively live indefinitely. Lobsters do not slow growth, or weaken with age and fertility and libido increases.

How might two friendly lobsters get down to some serious fornication? First of all they piss in each others faces so they can detect from pheromone levels if they are mature or not. Then the female crawls into the males lair and sheds her shell and then the magic happens.

I like to get to know a little about my dinner guests before they arrive.


Blondie inspecting her birthday treat.
                                                         Jack making a first impression


                                             and one of my most favorite photos of all time.




Tiramisu thats how I start the day!

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Why be only one artist?

Land mine detecting flower.

Developed by Danish company Aresa Biodetection, the modified plant known as RedDetect has roots sensitive to the nitrogen dioxide gas that is released by underground landmines as they decay. Upon detection, the normally blue flowers of the plant turn to red signalling the danger beneath. Prof. Carston Meier, of  the University of Copenhagen, who served as scientific adviser to Aresa, stated that, "this plant can easily spot landmines and that one person can check and clear just 2 sq. meters a day." Whilst at the moment looking more like this (the idea being developed using a hardier species of cress signals via change in leaf colour) :


you can imagine fields may be scattered with seeds and within weeks little blue flowers may usher skipping children along safe paths previously untrod. With more than 100 million land mines worldwide that kill or injure 26,000 people in 45 countries per year, the most popular method of detection in rural communities being the pokey stick method this is hands down a wonderfully beautiful solution to one of the most abhorrent of human problems. 

Obviously there is a risk as with all genetically modified plants of something like this happening.
But I say throw caution to the wind, with a handful of RedDetect, most probably its less likely to kill you than your average fucking land mine.